I Wrote That

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UMBRELLA–living in the desert doesn’t give you many opportunities to use umbrellas. but that doesn’t keep me from buying them often. i will buy one on the off chance that the 20% chance of rain will be upgraded to an 80-90% chance. but normally that will just jinx it all and no rain will come. then the next time there is a real possibility of rain i don’t even know where that umbrella is that i had purchased 7 months before. oh and then there is always the nice feeling you get when you do find that umbrella that you paid too much for and only used once and it’s rusted so badly that it won’t even open or if you do get it opened it’s got a rogue metal piece sticking out in such a position that walking in a crowd is not possible.

UDDER–caine and i were flipping through the channels and we ran across this cartoon with cows in it. i guess there were all kinds of animals in there and the animals stood around on 2 legs (if they have 4) and talked. but when people came around they went back to all fours acting like animals. anyway, ALL the cows have udders. the boys & girls…both have udders. disturbing and confusing. so i searched and searched for this cartoon so i could post a picture. but i have come up empty! <<gasp>>

URGENT–as i’ve stated previously i have a problem with hearing lyrics correctly. well i think it’s correct but they aren’t always right. there is a song by foreigner called urgent. i always thought it said VIRGIN when it actually said URGENT. and i was always amazed that they would be able to play that song at the fair or on the radio or at the roller rink (yeah it was the 80s). it seemed so racy and totally inappropriate which made me want to sing it (wrongly) very, very loud!

UNICORN–they are pretty.

UNTOUCHABLES–a movie with a young kevin costner. it plays a lot on cable tv but i have never seen it. old mob story, i think.